Cinco de Derby

Did you know this year Saturday, May 5 was not only the mexi-fantastic Cinco de Mayo holiday, but also the oh-so-hat-tastic Kentucky Derby? Well I did, and so did all of Frat Mason.

  

Like many recent Spring Saturdays we had invited our friends to our great-lawn backyard for some good old fashioned day drinking, but this time…in costume.

  

Margaritas and Mint Julips flowed like the salmon of capistrano. And per usual, several games of beer pong and flip cup ensued.

  

I’d like to share some uber juicy gossip of what went down that night, but alas, my sober sixteen year old cousin and her friend were staying with me and I closed out the evening with a Paxtis feast and the movie Bridesmaids. See sometimes I can be responsible…sometimes.

Well I guess setting a good example came after our dance party…


(Yes. That’s my cousin in the Cornell sweatshirt and that’s my boob. You stay cozy classy.)

Meet the Neighbors

As you’ve read, I have recently moved, and with a new home comes many new beginnings. A new roommate. New furnishings. And most exciting, new neighbors. At my Filbert apartment I was lucky enough to have amazing people in my building over the years…People like…

  • Man in Unit #2 Who was officially the tiniest asian stoner I’d ever met. I never witnessed him in a sober state. Never.
  • Woman in Unit #3 Who sold drugs and sex…Not literally of course. She was in pharmaceutical sales and sold sex toys to housewives on the side, but doesn’t it sound more fun to say drugs and sex?!
  • Woman in Unit #5 Who partied with the likes of Steven Tyler and consistently passed out in our hallway because she couldn’t make it up the next two flights of stairs.
  • Men & Women in Unit #6 Who still to this day prove to be the most awesome wastes of life a friend can have. Well at least two of them are.

On Filbert I felt comfortable and at home, and was admittedly nervous about what crazies would be living next to us in Fort Mason. That was until I met the following: Shaggin’ Wagon, D-Pain, El Presidente, Vin-Tatum, Alaska, Australia and Texas Hold ‘Em. (Oh and yes. These are their code names. I promised to respect their privacy and protect their identities.)

In the last three weeks these folks have proven to be everything I could ever ask for in a neighbor. They’ve supported us during a trash bust, shared a laugh over family dinner, provided wingman support at the bar, dance partied in our living room, rolled through the hills of Fort Mason, played king’s cup for hours at a time, flip cupped in the rain, and raged through the wee hours of the night, even on a Sunday.

And if all of the above wasn’t enough to know it was fate that we were all to live together, I most certainly knew when during a week night family dinner, D-Pain showed us this:

Yes. This is an incredibly inappropriate photo of two people incredibly drunk hooking up on D-Pain’s brand new bed set. But instead of stopping them to let them know that no window treatments had been installed and that all of the party attendees could see their dirty deed or just to say get the hell off my bed, he snapped this picture and shared it with all of us over a good hardy laugh.

(And no, the two hooking up are not anyone that I know. And yes, they do still have their shoes on.)